Overheard at the Home Depot on N. Aurora Saturday morning:
Woman: “They told me I needed to pick up ten gallons of odorless kerosene, is this the right thing?”
Saleslady: “Possibly. Can you tell me what it’s going to be used for?”
Woman: “I’m not allowed to say. But it’s for the WWE.”
This is the way I find out that the WWE is in town. Gee, I wonder what the kerosene was for?