• 25 Feb 2007 /  Personal

    coulton.jpgSaw Jonathan Coulton at the Tractor last night, and holy crap I haven’t enjoyed a show that much in years. We walked in just as he was starting up his acoustic version of “Baby Got Back,” ordered a couple of beers, and couldn’t drink them for laughing too hard. I tried, though. My new favorite beer to spew through my nose is Mac and Jack’s IPA.

    I’d first heard of Jonathan Coulton when Dallas sent me a copy of “First of May” to help bring on the good weather last spring. Later, I saw him as a virtual zombie guest starring on the I’ll Clan’s Machinima show, “Tra5h Ta1k with Ill Will.” The zombie avatar being a reference to the extremely popular zombie-pop tune “Re Your Brains.”

    Highlights of the show:

    Code Monkey
    Code Monkey like Fritos
    Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
    Code Monkey very simple man
    With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
    Code Monkey like you.

    Millionaire Girlfriend
    I will wait a lifetime if it takes that long
    I know she’s out there for I have heard her song
    In dreams she sings to me
    Her angel’s voice a symphony
    Is she in a garden or a meadow fair
    Does the dappled sunlight shine ribbons in her hair?
    Does she sit patiently smiling as she waits for me?

    She’s my millionaire girlfriend and she’s my life
    Once I finally find her I’ll get permission from the wife
    We will all live in our castle high
    My beloved and my millionaire girlfriend and I.

    Mandelbrot Set
    Mandelbrot Set you’re a Rorschach Test on fire
    You’re a day-glo pterodactyl
    You’re a heart-shaped box of springs and wire
    You’re one badass fucking fractal
    And you’re just in time to save the day
    Sweeping all our fears away
    You can change the world in a tiny way.

    Looks like he’s playing some shows around Philly this month, for you easterners out there. Highly recommended.

  • 03 Feb 2007 /  Code

    If you rock the Mac, and you have an unhealthy habit for gear (backpacking, skiing, snowboarding, climbing, etc…) let me know, I’ve got some good work for you.